Drive Fail

I don’t post for two weeks, but I return with a goody!  Picture credit to Linnea.

This happened towards the end of 2nd lunch.  Unfortunately, I didn’t get to see it happen, but I started walking to back to class when I noticed a shit lot of people scrambling towards the grassy knoll in A parking lot.  I stared at the crowd a little, and asked Jennifer, “What’s going on?”

“I don’t know, man, what happened?”

“Oh…oh shit!  The car’s butt isn’t supposed to be that high!”

“What?  Holy shit!” And she scrambled off to get a better look.  News travelled really fast, and as I continued forth, it’s all people talked about.  By the end of the minute it took me to get to my English class, it’s the only thing we talked about.

As it turns out, it was some white girl who turned into the parking lot too fast and tried to turn the wheel the other way, but overcompensated.  It still doesn’t make sense to me, though.

Normally, I would feel bad, but apparently afterward she just giggled and said, “Ha, that was me!” and posed for pictures with the car.

Really?  What a dumbass.  $15 says she was high.

I usually see her driving behind me on my way to school in the morning.  Guess I won’t, anymore.

Edit:
Word is, she was texting at the same time.  Rumoured to have been high.  No surprise. (Oct. 05)